Someone needs to write something up called AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE, about the heroes and Ikea.

I mean, you can just see it, right?

TONY: Look, it's pretty obvious. We just put this into that slot -- actually, come to think of it, I bet it would work even better if I put this thing here . . .
STEVE: Just follow the directions. That's why they're there. It'll be FINE. Just do it the way the instructions say.
TONY: No, seriously -- look at this . . . it'll work better this way.
THOR: Where doth this piece go? I perceiveth not this part upon thy instructions. How be it that the people of the North, whose blood is hot with Viking rage, have created such furniture. I confesseth my temptation to drive yon piece together with mine hammer.
BRUCE: HULK SMASH!!!