First off, you have to understand -- for folding laundry, I look for the absolute worst, dumbest movies I can find; usually direct-to-DVD action flicks filmed somewhere in Eastern Europe. That level of quality.
Like, I just got two movies. One is about a former cop who becomes a zombie and then eats criminals.
The other one is Lockout. About a man who was wrongly convicted of treason, who is offered his freedom if he can go into a maximum security prison that the inmates have taken over and rescue the President's daughter, and the prison is IN SPACE!!!
I just turned it off for being too dumb. I turned it on ready to watch a movie about a wrongly-convicted man who is the only man who can get the President's daughter out of the maximum-security prison in space, and WANTING that level of dumb, and yet, on THAT standard, it is dumb enough to be painful.